
Tino accepts applause as he takes the stage with a group of his TNT graduates
Many racers or racing enthusiasts would love to trade places with Valentino Rossi, Jorge Lorenzo or Ben Spies. Forget those guys, if I had to name one rider in all of motorcycle racing who I’d want to be, there’s no question, 100 percent, no bout a doubt it, it would most definitely be Robertino Pietri.
You see the Moto2 World Championship racer from Venezuela has developed the most incredible training program, I believe, in the history of physical fitness. When Robertino releases his training DVD it’s going to blow away Billy Blanks Tae Bo, P90X or even Richard Simmons Sweatin’ to the Oldies.
His training DVD is still in production, but you’ll love the working title: “TNT – Tino’s Nighttime Training”
The promo for the DVD opens with a tight shot on Robertino’s handsome mug, flickering candlelight, his head lying on a soft pillow. Tino gives us his million dollar smile and perfectly nails the tag line in his subtle Spanish accent.
“If your body is not becoming to you, you should be coming to me.”

Keeping hydrated is a big part of Tino's training regimen.
The camera pans back to reveal two lovely ladies lying next to Tino, their heads nestled up to his chiseled bare chest, their hands rubbing his washboard abs, as they say in unison, “Tino! We never dreamed we could get in such great shape and have so much fun doing it.”
You’ve got to hand it to Robertino. A third generation racer, who worked his way from the Venezuelan domestic series, up through the AMA and is now racing Grand Prix, all this while helping hundreds on young ladies get the smooth, flat tummy and nice firm bum they’ve been trying to get for years.
I’m sure Olympian Dominique Dawes is a wonderful representative for The President’s Council on Fitness, Sports and Nutrition, but after hearing of Robertino’s selfless sharing of his training techniques I can’t help but think the President could use someone like Robertino. A man with laser like focus and dedication to fitness, who wants to share it with the world.
When Tino read that many girls gain a few pounds in college, he knew what he had to do and rented an apartment right across the street from the University of Miami. When I asked him why he didn’t live on the beach Robertino replied that he could reach more coeds by living next to the campus.

Remember Tino's motto: "If your body is not becoming to you, you should be coming to me."
The man is a saint I tell ya.
Why just recently Robertino was flying to a test session when an evening flight was canceled. Instead of sulking and worrying about being tired for the next day’s test, Tino found two weary flight attendants who were looking for a way to increase their stamina on long flights. Robertino bravely put testing thoughts aside for the moment and invited both attendants to his hotel suite to practice the wonderful TNT training techniques Tino has developed over years of study. Tino graciously helped both young ladies reach their peak of fitness.

Not everyone is accepted into Tino's program. Here an applicant receives the bad news.
Sure Robertino was a little tired during his test session the next day, but he had inner piece knowing that at least two more airline employees would fly the friendly skies from that day forward totally rejuvenated by Tino’s training.
In Indianapolis last week for the GP Robertino was again racing his heart out, but it was just like him working overtime with some sweet Hoosier girls, helping them develop a stronger core and shedding those stubborn last five pounds. The girls were forgetting they’re even exercising and having nothing but fun along the way.
Tino is still trying to get the TNT Training infomercial past network censors, but hopefully we’ll see Tino’s Nighttime Training DVD in stores soon.
This is hilarious! Looks like Roberto has a pretty nice life. I love it.
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Where do I sign up for this program? Tino is a doll!
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